Plane & simple

Fantastic news! 

Our French friend has finally found a fold away feature for his fighter flying plane. Funny that…

For the full frontal photo of this flipping phenomenal feature, feel free to flip down for more.

Single garage solution

TV interview with Jean Jacques

Jean Jacques recently went to a FIFA 2010 Soccer World Cup match between Argentina & Korea. He took a massive trophy with him, which resulted in more fame than even Jean Jacques was used to…

Ten international TV interviews and about four thousand photographs later, Jean Jacques eventually made it to his seat in the stadium. The “famous” ordeal took about 3 hours. Jean Jacques was so famous that even famous people interviewed him!

TV interview with famous Jean Jacques

Go Bafana Bafana!

The stadiums are world class, 32 of the best teams in the world are here, their supporters have followed them, the soccer kits are ironed, the world is holding its breath and SOUTH AFRICA is ready!

We are all proudly South African and we will remember today for the rest of our lives.

One nation - one goal!

Andre Arendse scores

Andre Arendse scored a quick photo shoot with Jean Jacques, who was MC at a recent VIP event.

What a great guy – shot bud!

This one is a keeper!

It’s tickets for Jean Jacques

How to win friends & influence people…

In the hot seat, fan-tastic

Oh shoot!

Jean Jacques, our world famous French fighter pilot, took a leap of faith & participated in a sky diving exercise, but there was wind… lots of it. Our hero was totally blown away by his foolish choice of landing space.

The last we heard over the radio was, “Get me out of here & make it snappy!”

Hungry handbag material

How cow hide is used…

After spending much time on the subject Jean Jacques has finally discovered what cow hide is most commonly used for:

Is it most used for hand bags? No
Is the answer wallets? No
Alright, the answer must be leather jackets? No

Jean Jacques has discovered that cow hide is most commonly used for keeping cows together! Perhaps this was a big “faux pas” (Something that should not have been done / a foolish mistake).

UK cows are more weather proof

Easter Bunny funnies

Jean Jacques, the world famous French fighter pilot interviewed the Easter Bunny recently, but there was some confusion… This is how it all played out:

Jean Jacques (JJ): What’s the difference between you, the Easter Bunny and a mattababy?
Easter Bunny (EB): What’s a mattababy?
Jean Jacques (JJ): Nothing is the matter, please answer the question…

JJ: What will you do now that you have fleas?
EB: I’m going underground and re-naming myself “Bugs Bunny”.

JJ: You have got a bit long in the tooth (no pun intended), and I see your family members always stand in a row and walk backwards – why?
EB: You are observant; my family suffers from grey hares and we’ve developed a receding hareline.

JJ: What do you as a Bunny refuse to eat?
EB: Onions, a Bunny that eats onions always gets bunions!
JJ: So let me guess, if a Bunny eats hops (as in beer) it will cure the bunions… Sorry, it’s just a joke Mr Easter Bunny.

JJ: Can you speak French because frogs can speak “Rebbit?”
EB: Do frogs like YOU (Jean Jacques) know that I can make you “croak?”
JJ: Accepted; I will retract the question…

JJ: Have you ever been given carrots?
EB: No, I have won every fight I have entered.
JJ: ?

JJ: We are almost done hare – would you take offence if someone poured boiling water in your hole?
EB: In my hole? Of course! I’d become a hot cross bunny!

JJ: And finally Mr Easter Bunny, why are you so tired in April?
EB: Because Jean Jacques; I have just finished a long March!
JJ: Thank you, that’s all we have time for.

2010 FIFA World Cup advantage for France

Jean Jacques knew a few people who knew other people that never knew Jean Jacques at all, but that does not matter because they (the other people) had big earth moving equipment to give France an advantage in the Soccer World Cup.

Jean Jacques recently bought front row seats on the left hand side of the pitch to watch his team in action… Viva la France!

France's home turf advantage

Police dog

Jean Jacques, the world famous French fighter pilot takes his frustrated doggie for a walk. Along the way he passes a coffee shop and decides to stop for a nice cuppa.

Ten minutes later, a policeman comes into the coffee shop and asks,
“Who owns the dog tied under the tree?” Jean Jacques responds saying it is his doggie & her name is Fifi.

The policeman says, “Your doggie seems to be on heat.” Jean Jacques replies, “Not true officer, she’s cool because she’s tied up under a shady tree.” The policeman says, “No, you don’t understand. Your doggie needs to be bred.”

Jean Jacques replies, “Officer, my doggie doesn’t need bread because I fed her personally this morning.” Desperate now the policeman says, “NO! You don’t understand; your dog wants to have sex!”

Astonished, Jean Jacques finally replies, “Well go ahead officer, I’ve always wanted a police dog!”

Frustrated Fifi